Sometimes people tell you they are a friend, but they fail to show you they are a friend.
People are going to hurt you. Usually not intentionally.
There are 100 million ways to say you care. And ignoring every one of them says that you don’t.
To a cat, all things belong to cats.
You can’t magically fix everyone’s lives with a proverb.
Never apologize for being a powerful woman.
Know your sources.
I am almost positive I am going to offend at least one person today.
If you want to come see the show, buy a ticket.
Sesame Street is a much better place to live than most of us do right now.
But, if I don’t wait until the last minute, I can’t run around and lose my mind.
People are allowed to change their… eggs in one basket.
I can’t do this, but I am doing it anyway.
If you stay in the middle of the road you increase your chances of getting run over.
Just because someone says it is urgent does not mean it is actually important.
Boobs are kind of scary until you get to the second b.
My mind is like a steel trap. Some days it is rusted shut, though.
If looks could kill women wouldn’t need frying pans.
Hating people takes too much energy. Just pretend they are dead.
I speak my mind because you don’t have one.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
No I don’t hate you. I would have to care about you to hate you.
A person is like an acorn. Bitter and full of tannic acid.
To be used constructively, manager feedback must be constructive.
Scare of the Day: ‘Cause the Republicans will get your if you don’t watch out!