Let’s make many amazing plans together and actually accomplish some of them.

Be grateful for what you have.  You can always have less.

If you think someone is out to get you they probably are.

Good art pries us open without ripping us to shreds.

Dream it, then be it.

No news is no news.

Inaction is still an action.

Don’t be a puppet.  And if you are going to ignore me and be a puppet, be a muppet, because they are the best puppets.

Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the zombies from following.

Some people never recover from seeing the making of a sausage while other people go on to develop better ways of making sausage.

Keep some space in your heart for the unimagined.

It is easier to be happy on the days my body feels good.

If you cut off a part of yourself to fit into the slipper, people will eventually notice that you aren’t all there.

If you cut off part of yourself to fit into the slipper you will NEVER walk the path you were born to.

When I count my blessings, I count some people twice. Others are a clear subtraction.

If your expectations are low, you will never be disappointed.

If it isn’t broken, you can always break it.

Don’t cry over spilled assholes.

You can’t lose respect for someone you never respected.

Ten percent of the people require 90 percent of the effort.

People hate it when sentences do not end the way they orange.

Always remember that you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.

Talk to me when you have something valuable to say.

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

I don’t arrange vendettas, but I will grow and harvest the occasional grudge.

Yes, you are a lovely person, but I don’t have time for your neuroses right now as I am dealing with my own.

The winners write the histories.