Change doesn’t come from a new year. Change comes from yourself.
There are the people that really love and cherish you, the people that pretend to, and then all the others.
It is not my fault, but it still feels like it is.
I will always lose the popularity contest.
Do what you can with what you have.
I will rest when I am dead.
You can’t stop consenting adults from being stupid.
A beaver in your pocket is worth two in the bush.
Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.
My priorities are not necessarily your priorities.
We have the ability to fight this system. We do not have to be complicit.
Either you choose your story or one is chosen for you.
Life has no yellow brick road to follow.
When negotiation fails, I resort to polite belittling.
I may care about you, but that doesn’t mean I am passionate about all of your passions. Hell, some days I am not even passionate about all of my own passions.
People believe what they want to believe.
Life continues, even if you are not ready for it.
Make today your bitch.
You can be very sane about your insanity.
Relaxing is hard.
When you step in it, don’t just walk around with shit on your shoe all day.
Why, yes, you did choose wrong.
Play on your strengths. Rely on other people to help shore up your weaknesses.