Nothing ruins your Friday more than realizing it is Wednesday.


Prioritization:  when you stop doing the dishes to stop the fire that just broke out on the stove.


Don’t tie your happiness solely to other people.


I am not anti-social. I am selectively social.


If it doesn’t make sense, it probably isn’t true.


Just because you THINK you are right does not mean you ARE right…..


I will help you push your stone up the hill, but I am not going to stand there and hold it for weeks while you go on vacation.


Don’t waste my time … or yours.


Success breeds confidence and confidence breeds success.


Take every opportunity you can to fail.


You only need sleep if you plan on being mentally and physically healthy.


Don’t stand still when you can take action to move yourself forward.


Kindness costs nothing.


The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass.


I don’t always have the perfect comeback, but when I do, it is usually the next day In the shower.


Act as if what you does makes a difference because it does.


I am not sure whether to laugh or to be extremely insulted.


I can’t be normal. I have a reputation to uphold.


Without trust, there can be no relationship.


Don’t make it any harder for yourself than I am already making it for you.


When you cut an avocado in half you decrease the calories by 50 percent.


Let your courage rise with every attempt to intimidate you.


You didn’t have to eat all of it.


If it was always easy, you would never be challenging yourself.


Don’t cling to a mistake just because you spent a long time making it.


You could create something great or you could just keep doing what you always do.


I am here for you.   I wish the reverse was true as well.