When all else fails, hide in the closet.
Friendship is when people know all about you and like you anyway.
It doesn’t really matter what I think about you – it matters what you think I think about you.
When you are in power you don’t need logic.
You can have your own opinions but not your own facts.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it’s a beautiful day.
Being able to keep your mouth shut is one of the brain’s survival mechanisms.
You can try to put me in my place but you should know that my place is with either my foot on your face or up your ass.
So many lessons have to be relearned 100 times.
Never trust a professional liar.
Whatever has happened in the past, do the right thing now.
The secret of luck is never to trust it.
When you ask a question – be prepared to get an answer.
Kind words never die.
Decisions can be improved with the use of facts.
Just because it happened once does not mean it always will.
You can bitch and whine or you can wine more and bitch less.
If you think there is something wrong with the way you look, you need to change the way you see.
You say manipulation like its a bad thing.
I was spontaneous once… It didn’t go as planned.
When there are two hundred things to do, you still need to start with accomplishing the first one.
Forget the mistake, remember the lesson.
Humans are an invasive species.
People with no empathy should not be given power.
Please continue to tell me all the obvious things I already know.
Corollary: PLEASE CONTINUE TO TELL ME EVERYTHING I HAVE ALREADY FORGOTTEN!
If you can’t win, when all the odds are in your favor, you may need to reconsider your strategy.
Social media is like talking to your pet – even if they don’t understand what you are saying, it feels like they do.
I’m as well adjusted as I’m going to get.