Patience can be a virtue up to a point and then it just becomes inaction.
Your muse is not a horse and you are not a jockey.
Do not obscure the truth with trivia.
Develop the courage to be yourself.
Don’t fit in – stand out.
Have the courage to challenge others.
To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world.
Not everyone can love you all the time.
Everyone gets screwed occasionally. Be thankful if they buy you dinner afterwards.
Falling down is part of life. So is getting back up.
If you need a hero, become your own.
No one heals themselves by hurting another.
Don’t overemphasize the needs of others to the point that you neglect yourself.
Don’t forget to be fabulous.
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
Having performance standards does not make me a bitch, it makes me professional.
Sometimes the best form of birth control is good lighting.
Yes, I want power and authority – I just want it without either having or doing a penis.
I am good because I care. Which often sucks.
I didn’t actually say “fuck you…” but it was implied.
If being a woman and standing up for yourself makes you a bitch, I want to be the best bitch around.
Youth is lovely, but it isn’t everything.
Cast yourself as a leader in every situation.
Becoming an adult is the stupidest thing I have ever done.
I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
I never said I would die without caffeine. I said other people might.
Don’t do nothing on the premise that you can only do a little.
If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to get the wrong impression.