Do not question authority – they have no idea what is going on either.
Just wait until tomorrow.
I am not sloppy – I am just overflowing.
Valium makes everything seem more fun.
You need to learn how to spin your straw into your own version of gold.
You don’t have to become your mother.
If you want to be a princess find an army, not a prince.
I love not camping.
The best way to kill an idea is to take it to a meeting.
Not all bad girls wear black – some of them don’t wear anything.
The problem with waiting is that you either forget about it completely or you can’t get it out of your head.
Don’t let bad days meld into a bad lifetime.
Remind yourself of everything you already have.
No is not a four letter word.
Truth and advertising don’t have to be strangers.
Flowers only bloom when they are ready.
Wearing garlic may keep away vampires, but it may act as marinade for zombies.
You can’t rule from the grave.
You may not like my tattoo, but I don’t like your personality.
It is easy to tread on a dead lion.
Some days will not be your day.
Housework is evil and must be stopped.
Life will be much easier for you if you just remember that I am always right.
Screw the budget!
Roses are more lovely when fertilized.
Make many shopping decisions, but make wise shopping decisions.
I don’t plan to stop living my life just because you don’t approve of it.
One person, along with millions in cash, CAN make a difference.
Stop whining and do something useful.
If you are a fish, swimming is easy.
Yes, I Could do that for you, but I am not going to.