Love can’t bring the dead back to life, but it can inspire great art.
Understanding is easy to get and easier to lose.
Just because I am not like you does not mean that who I am is somehow wrong.
Indulge yourself once in awhile.
A flower does not stop being beautiful just because someone doesn’t notice it.
Opposites attract – and then they drive each other insane.
If you want breakfast in bed at my house, you had better sleep in the kitchen.
Just because you can reproduce does not mean you should.
I plead insanity.
Right now all I want is an umbrella in my drink.
Cash is for amateurs.
Any single cuckoo can only lay one kind of egg.
Don’t let your fear paralyze you.
If you don’t like my berries don’t shake my bush.
Someone has to set a bad example.
We don’t always turn into our parents. Sometimes we turn into our grandparents.
If you are going to kick ass you need kick ass shoes.
I don’t suffer from insanity. You suffer from my insanity.
If you aren’t going to help, at least get out of the way.
Sometimes giving up is easier, but it doesn’t make it the right thing to do.
If less is more then nothing is everything.
Give more than they expect to get.
I love my bed.
Fashion, in time, becomes unfashionable.
Practice safe screaming.
Perfection is the enemy of accomplishment.
Do not make the simple complicated.
Fear is a bully that dissolves when confronted.
You can’t get it done unless you start.