More medication please.
When you fight for yourself you are often fighting for others.
Take a stand or get out of the way.
Depression begats more depression.
Getting your point across can be exhausting.
You be insane your way and let me be insane my way.
Every unexplained thing appears magnificent.
Don’t wait for perfection to be happy.
Most people do not listen to understand, they listen to reply.
Listen to the other side of the argument and then you can more effectively pick it apart.
If it seems too good to be true, there is probably some fucked up shit going on.
Damn right I’m good in the kitchen. I can eat for hours.
Don’t be so busy trying to get the toilet paper off of your shoe that you forget to wipe your ass.
Everybody makes mistakes: What’s important is how you handle them.
Looking for trouble? Look no further.
Think about what you would try if you knew you could not fail.
Learning the fundamentals provides you with a leaping point – whether or not you use them, you still understand them.
Being nice to people you don’t particularly like is called being mature.
When you are minding the store, don’t get caught with your hand in the candy jar.
I don’t recall volunteering for this crap.
If you can’t afford to go on vacation, just drink until you don’t know where you are anymore.
I really wasn’t upset until you told me to calm down.
Yes, dear, I apologize for sharing my actual feelings… I will go back to being a Stepford wife now and just stop having any.
Good girls go to heaven, I prefer a five-star hotel with room service.
Fortunately, some of us don’t need all that much beauty sleep.
When you burn your candle from both ends, expect more drips….
To buy or not to buy? That is the question.
There is a lot more to wearing the pants in the family than just wearing the pants.
Why do dishes when you can do shopping instead?
There is a fine line between medicated and over medicated.
Just because something isn’t bad does not mean it is good.