The people that matter don’t mind and the people that mind don’t matter.
Critical thinking is the most important tool a person can have.
You lose nothing by giving away your love.
You have to leave out bits of truth to create a story.
Sometimes bits of fiction infiltrate into the truth.
You can only follow your heart if you have one.
Everything you care about in life, you will fail at at least once.
Evolution may only be a theory, but then, so is gravity.
If you think numbers don’t lie, you don’t know numbers.
I am NOT your mother.
There are days that I rock and days that I am a rock.
More men would appreciate V-Day if it were a confirmed BJ-Day.
Life is full of obstacles; we don’t need to create extra ones.
A battle lost is not a war lost.
It’s the conversations we never have that we truly regret.
I have teeth and I know how to use them.
Slow progress is better than no progress.
So much to do, so few people to do it for me.
A real friend will help you hide the body.
Information is only as good as it’s source.
I bitch, therefore I am.
If you choose to be a sheep, expect to be eaten.
What am I doing? Trying to get the stick out of your fucking ass.
Low expectations means everyone ends up happy.
Life isn’t all floggers and clothes pins. Sometimes it actually hurts.
No, I can’t take care of you today. I am busy taking care of myself.