Don’t judge. Understand.
Some days you just have to tell the world to go fuck itself.
A perfectionist’s work is never done.
You can choose to be happy or you can choose to be afraid.
It’s always darkest before you take your head out of your ass.
Don’t waste your time trying to please someone who has no interest in being pleased.
We all see reality through our own perceptions.
Don’t let people walk all over you.
When you cheat others you win every time.
Focus on your friendships.
Being unstable and bitchy is part of the feminine mystique.
If I had wanted your opinion I wouldn’t have duct-taped your mouth shut.
Do good things for the sake of doing good things.
We vote every day with our wallets.
The only pearl necklaces I wear in public come from oysters.
You should try doing things for yourself once in awhile.
If looks could kill, women wouldn’t need to use weapons.
We always have the opportunity to make extremely poor choices.
I am not a slave to fashion, only it’s indentured servant.
If you want something done right, don’t give it to your employee on a Friday afternoon.
If you aren’t failing you aren’t trying hard enough.
Be who you are beneath the bullshit.
Tolerance does not mean accepting what is harmful to you or to others.
Remember to stock up on your Prozac before you go home for the holidays.
Eat, drink, and take a nap.
Mean and dumb is always a bad combination.
Why be happy when you can be just like everyone else?
A camel is beautiful if your life depends on it.
Stop making stupid people famous.
Life is easier when you plow around the stumps.
If you are Cinderella, it only takes one shoe to change a life.