Where there is a will there is a greedy bastard.

The road to success is always under construction.

A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.

A good looking man with no brains is like drinking diamonds for water. Pretty but painful.

There are three kinds of people; those that make things happen, those that watch things happen and those who don’t know what’s happening.

Killing them with kindness takes a lot longer than using a knife.

Adversity teaches those who do not listen.

Sometimes you just have to accept things as they are, not as how you want them to be.

Obsessed is a word used by the uninterested to describe the dedicated.

Don’t strive for mediocrity.

Don’t take time to dry your hair when the house is on fire.

Children are precious. Parents are not.

Trouble often starts out as fun.

Don’t get stuck behind self-imposed restrictions.

Behind every successful woman is a lot of other women.

You can fuck me when I TELL you that you can fuck me.

Some days are meant for pasties, a g-string, and 4 inch heels.

Change, in and of itself, is not evil.

In an emergency scream and cry louder than anyone else.

Shit changes…

When you don’t understand the importance of substance over form, it is time to give your job to someone who cares.
We’ve been through a lot together and most of it was your fault.

If you don’t know what to say, keep your mouth shut.

Sometimes pain is worth the experience.

Time wounds all heels.

Don’t compete with an ideal.

Be vulnerable with those you love.

If everyone in your life is a problem, you are the problem.

Just because someone looks innocent does not mean that they are.

I am not a cow – don’t try to domesticate me.

A garden cannot bloom all the time.