Experience is one thing that must be earned.
Never miss a good chance to shut the fuck up.
The only people who can change the world are the people that want to change it.
Happiness is a friend you can really trust.
Your idea doesn’t have to be big. It just has to be yours.
Some people create happiness where they go and some people create happiness when they leave.
Don’t stop having emotions just because they frighten you.
Small rodents almost never contract rabies; human rodents, however, are quite susceptible.
Living a lie is easier if you can get other people to believe in it.
Cultivate your curves.
Hatred and love are both blind.
Nothing annoys your enemies as much as forgiveness.
When you know the ropes you are less likely to get tied up in them.
Success doesn’t always come from the direction you intended.
When you are good at something you can make it look easy. But it isn ‘t.
Only the young know everything.
Don’t shoot the bluebird of happiness.
Old dogs have seen so many tricks that nothing is really new.
It is good not to have kids. Pets don’t constantly remind you how old you are.
Just because someone puts you at the head of a line, does not make you a good leader.
There is always a little part of you that is still only 4 years old.
Don’t mistake activity for learning.
If you put yourself to sleep while talking, you know you are in trouble.
If you do not think for yourself, you do not think at all.
Every once in awhile, a blind squirrel finds a nut.
Too many fleas or too little dog, one is just as bad as the other.