You will prove to be your greatest obstacle.
Desperate times often develop obnoxious people.
The bigger they are, the harder they hit you.
Make something beautiful out of your flaws.
If safe sex requires abstinence, then the equivalent of safe driving means no vehicles.
It is easy to destroy, but difficult to create.
Eroticism is not meant to be rushed.
Economists should not be optimists.
Wealth is just a winning lottery ticket away.
When you are promised everything, expect nothing.
Knowing your latitude and longitude is not the same thing as knowing where you are.
Fear and excitement are sometimes indistinguishable.
Do not fear what you don’t understand.
Don’t take reality too literally.
Good work is no replacement for inspiration, but inspiration without work is just a dream.
A miss is as good as a mister.
Before you spread your net, make sure you know what you want to capture.
Don’t trust someone who has the ability to impersonate an honest man.
If you are going to feast on the flesh of your mortal enemy, you had better hope they taste delicious.
Like life itself, a party is only as good as one’s mood.
There can always be more of you to love.
Accept compliments, sincere or not, graciously.
Better to arrive late from your travels than not at all.
You don’t have to lie when obfuscation will do.
Your body parts are not communal property.
Sometimes you have to be your own hero.
Freedom within the confines of a box is not freedom.
Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.
A friend believes you are good, even when you are bad.
Dance like no one is watching, because probably, no one is.
It is best not to have too much fun at office parties.
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