July 2012 Proverbs for the Day Archives

You will prove to be your greatest obstacle.  

Desperate times often develop obnoxious people.  

The bigger they are, the harder they hit you.  

Make something beautiful out of your flaws.  

If safe sex requires abstinence, then the equivalent of safe driving means no vehicles.  

It is easy to destroy, but difficult to create.  
 
Eroticism is not meant to be rushed.  

Economists should not be optimists.

Wealth is just a winning lottery ticket away.    

When you are promised everything, expect nothing.  

Knowing your latitude and longitude is not the same thing as knowing where you are.  

Fear and excitement are sometimes indistinguishable.

Do not fear what you don’t understand.  

Don’t take reality too literally.  

Good work is no replacement for inspiration, but inspiration without work is just a dream.

A miss is as good as a mister.      

Before you spread your net, make sure you know what you want to capture.  

Don’t trust someone who has the ability to impersonate an honest man.  

If you are going to feast on the flesh of your mortal enemy, you had better hope they taste delicious.  

Like life itself, a party is only as good as one’s mood.

There can always be more of you to love.  

Accept compliments, sincere or not, graciously.

Better to arrive late from your travels than not at all.  

You don’t have to lie when obfuscation will do.  

Your body parts are not communal property.  

Sometimes you have to be your own hero.  

Freedom within the confines of a box is not freedom.  

Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.  

A friend believes you are good, even when you are bad.  

Dance like no one is watching, because probably, no one is.  

It is best not to have too much fun at office parties.  

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June 2012 Proverbs of the Day

Bridge is like sex: if you don’t have a good partner, you had better have a good hand.  
When you triumph over your adversaries, do it with unbeatable style.  
One should never confuse wisdom with advice.  
It is always darkest after the power goes out.  
Most people need to do more than just smell the coffee.  
Make sure you can sleep on the decisions you made today.  
Be proactive, not reactive.  
You can’t remember what you never knew.  
You are better than your inferiority complex.  
Try to do something bizarre every day, for yourself or someone else.  
Employ tact when dealing with idiots.  
When you can’t stand, it is best not to try to walk.   
Make sure you can sleep on the decisions you made today.  
When you can’t stand, it is best not to try to walk.
A hard penis is a terrible thing to waste.  
Motivating yourself is a never-ending utility, like bathing or brushing your teeth.  
The older you get the more important it is not to act your age.  
When reciting a memorized presentation, it is always wise to include punctuation.  P
Everyone believes the rules are meant for someone else to follow.  
One outrageous act often instigates another.  
The most dangerous lies are the ones we tell ourselves.  
Don’t be a shithead.  
When you find the perfect jeans, don’t just buy one pair.  
Think twice before second-guessing a friend.  
Don’t just live a long life, live an interesting one. 
Don’t walk when you can dance.  
What you hide is as much of a reward as what you reveal.  
Lying is hard work.  
Stop worrying and start sleeping.  
If it sounds too good to be true, you’re dealing with an amateur.