Feeling healthy at work is better than feeling like shit at home.
Many small rats can overcome a big dog.
Normal is not the best policy.
Kinky is as kinky does.
The magician’s hat fits few.
The lone lemming has no one to follow.
A pussy’s whiskers are very sensitive.
Don’t give a starving dog a rubber bone.
The meaning of life is not I before E except after C.
Only dread one day at a time.
The hard-boiled egg doesn’t leak when cracked.
If one is going to wear a petticoat, one should wear an obnoxiously puffy petticoat.
If you get lost, hump the person in front of you and pray for snow.
Abstinence makes the penis sad.
The weight of the pastie must be commensurate with the strength of the tape (or glue).
It is hard to get out of a warm bed on a cold day.
The old dog still dreams of chasing rabbits.
A fuzzy caterpillar does not guarantee a fuzzy butterfly.
Rotten apples make a rotten pie.
Not all toads are princes and not all princes are worth having.
Pandora’s box is frequently opened.
The worm is mightier than the tomato.
All tits are created equal.
A bird in the hand may shit there.
Santa Claus apparently loves rich children more than poor children.
A pissed off woman never forgets.
Mind your own g-string.
To have great steak once must have great teeth.
Don’t hand me vinegar and tell me it’s wine.
The hand and the genitals are too conveniently close for one not to make use of the other.
You can know the price of everything and still understand the value of nothing.