Here are the October proverbs. Hope they help you learn and laugh…
The bigger the mosquito the bigger the splat.
When you open a can of worms you should be prepared for the squirming.
Champagne bubbles and stray pussy hairs both tickle your nose.
A sly dog treads warily.
Don’t get your panties into a wad. Comment (Green Lafleur) But get your wad into the panties…
A journey of a thousand miles should begin with a trip to the bathroom.
Perversity breeds diversity.
The darkest days require the most electric light.
Don’t let an effort towards perfection be the enemy of producing something good.
A smile on stage is more dazzling than rhinestones.
Eating pussy is not a sign of cannibalism.
Misery loves bitching and whining.
The tongue can be a wicked weapon indeed.
All tits are mighty, regardless of size.
The old hag was young once.
When you lie down with a burlesque dancer, you will rise with glitter.
Just because the food is not dropped into your mouth doesn’t mean it isn’t available for the taking.
Love thy dogs as thyself.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Life is a bowl of cherries, enjoy it before it rots.
He who is without silliness, let him cast the first rubber nose.
He who is without sin is in a coma.
An immaculate house is a sign of a misspent life.
A penny saved will wind up in the couch cushions.
I do not think, therefore, I am not.
Only a brave man drinks red wine while wearing a white suit.
The road to hell is shorter than you think.
The crisper the carrot, the happier the bunny.
He who is without sin, leave the fucking house for a change…
Merit: If you can’t kiss ass, at least it will keep you from getting fired.
A rose is a rose unless you just focus on the thorns.